Hi - I just found this site researching a way to handle drupal profiles, and I found the Perth Stripper site!!
I worked as a C/relational database programmer for the phone company in the early 90's, took 8 years off to raise a couple of kids, and came back to computers when I became a single mom, and learned PHP (C without the pointers!!!) and MySQL. I am trying to figure out Drupal now, and have a job trying to create a custom Drupal website.